Not your average agency*
Hey there! We’re Bizarre.
Why you ask? Well, we’re not your usual real estate company. We tossed the old playbook, turned up the energy, and embraced the unconventional.
We’re here to market properties with personality - louder, bolder, and unapologetically Bizarre.
We believe in real human connections - because let’s face it, the world’s starting to feel like one giant auto-reply. We’re not A.I., and we’re definitely not agents who act like A.I.
We don’t just nod and smile - we engage, we banter, we actually listen (wild, we know).
We’re approachable, unfiltered, and brace yourself - dare we say, nice.
Hunting for Melbourne’s Hidden Gems?
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We create stories that spark imagination - because a property is never just bricks and beams. It’s where moments unfold, where laughter lives, and where dreams quietly take flight.
But that’s only the start. We’re not the kind to vanish after the handshake. We’re here for the long haul - sticking around like glitter that refuses to go quietly. And when you call? We pick up. Every time.
Our promises are built on trust, not fluff. So when we say we’ll do something, we do it. No ifs, no maybes.
Unusual? A little unexpected? Bizarre even? Exactly.
Our Innovators.
Our Innovators.
Dijana Todorovic
Human Being, Portfolio Manager & BDM
Grace Meets Grit
Dijana arrives at Bizarre like a vibrant mosaic of experience, shaped by the beauty industry, the food world and manufacturing. She’s one of those rare humans who can move from hairdressing scissors to bakery ovens to clothing machines – effortlessly. Her diverse background has given her exceptional customer-care instincts, sharp attention to detail and a fearless, can-do spirit.
She radiates warmth, always putting others first with honesty, kindness and a “nothing is too hard” attitude. Real estate has long been her dream, and now that she’s here, it’s clear she was meant to be part of this wonderfully quirky universe we call Bizarre.
Outside the office, Dijana seeks life’s gentler joys – peaceful books, evening nature walks and unhurried conversations with loved ones. And at the heart of it all is fishing with her dad in Serbia, a memory that still tugs at her like a line in the water.
Rhiannon East
Human Being, Partner & Auctioneer
Your Trusted Partner
With over a decade of experience and an obsession with heritage gems, warehouse conversions, and all things architecturally delightful, Rhiannon is no ordinary agent – she’s a real estate matchmaker with a quirky streak.
Her business? 100% word-of-mouth. Her style? Genuine, gutsy, and gloriously offbeat. Based in Melbourne’s inner north, she’s got a radar for hidden treasures (property and pastry), and a knack for turning searches into stories.
Off-duty, she’s a book-loving, trail-wandering, food-adventuring local, often seen with her trusty sidekicks Noodle and Ruby in tow.
If you’re after more than just an agent, Rhiannon’s the one who brings heart, hustle, and a little bit of beautifully Bizarre charm to every move.
Jason Lien
Human Being, Director & Auctioneer
Distinctly Bizarre
With nearly 20 years in Melbourne’s inner-city property scene, Jason is no ordinary agent. He’s a deal-maker, strategist, and your go-to fixer with a knack for the unconventional.
Armed with deep market smarts, a powerhouse network, and a fearless, no-fluff approach, he turns properties into standout performers.
Off duty, he’s Dad to LaBelle and Love, a fishing fanatic, a kitchen experimenter, and a martial arts enthusiast who takes kicks as seriously as contracts.
Smart. Unfiltered. Just the right amount of Bizarre – Jason gets results, his way.
Noodle & Ruby
Customer Service Team
Adorably Chaotic
Meet our delightfully unqualified but impossibly charming: Noodle & Ruby. Part-time doggos, full-time problem-solvers (with a tendency to chase their own tails mid-shift).
Noodle (left) is our Chief Cuddle Consultant. He’s a distinguished gentleman with a permanently happy face, soft paws, and a soothing aura that could defuse even the most chaotic rental crisis. He may not answer the phone (no opposable thumbs), but he’ll stare at it lovingly until someone else does.
Ruby (right) is our Director of Barking Solutions. Spirited, sassy, and suspiciously smart, she runs a tight ship fuelled by treats and enthusiasm. She believes in firm but friendly communication – mostly through tail wags and intense eye contact.
Together, they specialise in tail-wagging greetings, emotional support during paperwork, and the occasional snack-based negotiation. Don’t be alarmed if they solve your query with a lick – it’s just part of the Bizarre service.
Our Innovators.
Human Being, Portfolio Manager & BDM
Grace Meets Grit
Dijana arrives at Bizarre like a vibrant mosaic of experience, shaped by the beauty industry, the food world and manufacturing. Her diverse background has given her exceptional customer-care instincts, sharp attention to detail and a fearless, can-do spirit.
Human Being, Partner & Auctioneer
Your Trusted Partner
With over a decade of experience and an obsession with heritage gems, warehouse conversions, and all things architecturally delightful, Rhiannon is no ordinary agent – she’s a real estate matchmaker with a quirky streak.
Human Being, Director & Auctioneer
Distinctly Bizarre
With nearly 20 years in Melbourne’s inner-city property scene, Jason is no ordinary agent. He’s a deal-maker, strategist, and your go-to fixer with a knack for the unconventional.
Customer Service Team
Adorably Chaotic
Meet our delightfully unqualified but impossibly charming: Noodle & Ruby. Part-time doggos, full-time problem-solvers (with a tendency to chase their own tails mid-shift).